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★★★★★ 5
Worth your money
My face is so smooth using this product! I love it!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 10, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Simple, fragrance-free base lotion that plays well under sunscreen
Size: 18 Ounce (Pack of 1)
I bought this as a moisturizing base before beach days, on my dermatologist s-style routine: at home I apply this lotion first, let it sink in, then tanning cream, and then layer broad-spectrum sunscreen (SPF) on top. The goal was an even, soft, brown tan without that tight, dry feeling after sun and salt. In this role, it worked well for me. I didn’t finish the bottle over the season, and now I use it after the shower as my everyday body lotion.
Why I chose it (and what actually “works” here):
It’s fragrance-free and non-comedogenic, so it’s basic and gentle.
The key active is colloidal oatmeal, a classic skin protectant that helps soothe and support the moisture barrier.
Value for money was the clincher: a big bottle, simple formula, no extras I don’t need.
Real-life notes from first use:
It’s not ultra-rich (don’t expect a heavy occlusive butter), but as a daily hydrator or under-SPF base, it’s reliable and comfortable .The texture is fast-absorbing and non-greasy on my slightly dry skin.
So, a straightforward, affordable oatmeal lotion that kept my skin calm under sunscreen in summer and now does the job after showers. No complaints—just a workhorse moisturizer that earns its keep.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 14, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great lotion, not smelly
Size: 18 Ounce (Pack of 6)
Our go-to moisturizing lotion. Great price, and the best lotion we've used. And not fragrant!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Good basic lotion
Size: 18 Ounce (Pack of 1)
Moisturizes and is good quality but it has a terrible smell until drying and then it has no scent
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Good product good price
Size: 18 Ounce (Pack of 6)
Pretty good, great price
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Reviewed in the United States on April 30, 2026
